Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Pillow Stealers

It's not fair. It's simply not fair to be the victim of such an atrocious crime! As I was dreaming about Salvatore Something or Other (a 1920s obstacle illusionist used for war propaganda; ever heard of him? me neither he's probably fake but that's not the point) I was ripped into reality by the fact that my pillow was snatched from under my head! To which I responded "why did you take my pillow?!" Came the response "it's my pillow" (Oh really? I'm sleeping against the wall haven't moved all night and suddenly I'm sleeping on your pillow? Seriously why didn't you bring this to my attention before I was sleeping? This could have been easily remedied.) "no it's not..." at which point I'm thrown the rejected pillow that has fallen on the floor. Truth be known I hate that pillow, I HATE it!. It's flat, life-less I might as well be pillow-less. In fact, when ever I make the bed, I make every effort to avoid putting that pillow on my side. If its on my side it must be switched! IT MUST! So as I'm lying on this dumb pillow, wide awake and traumatized I might add because having lived through said crime, I decided to start a blog. Why? Why Not?! Because this kind of crap happens all the time and the Corporate Office of Life has to know!