Thursday, March 3, 2011

Missing Hubcaps



... I'm not sure where to start.... perhaps at the beginning.... It started one day when Bryan came in to tell me one of my hubcaps was missing. What?! Where did it go? Did you take it? Well apparently they fall off all the time. At which point I began to notice the hubcaps on the side of the road. "Well awesome," I thought, "this means I just need to find a new hubcap and all will be well." This led to me picking up hubcaps on my runs and bringing them home to try them on (I got some weird looks as I was running with hubcaps, but it was because they didn't have the same great idea I had). I grabbed a Mitubishi one and thought it was a winner, but it was broken... They were all broken --> plan fail! So then the new plan was to get some new hubcaps, not a big deal right? WRONG! I've never cared about what hubcaps look like, ever! But all of sudden I'm left with the decision of shiny vs. flat, thick or thin spoke thingies, bling vs normal. Ugh I hate making dumb decisions - I save all of my energy for big decisions; anyway I couldn't handle it so I didn't get any hubcaps. I had forgotten about the dilemma until yesterday, when I came back from lunch, TWO of my hubcaps were missing!!! (They were replaced by paper taped on that said "hubcaps" thanks Don). So now I'm left with a car that is screaming ghettolicious and I'm starting to think that those hubcaps didn't just fall off. x-(